Microsoft is my shepherd
Microsoft is my Shepherd, I shall not stray.
It maketh me plunk down green dollars;
it leadeth me to Where I Want To Go Today.
It restoreth my backup.
It leadeth me in right data paths for its workgroup name's sake.
Yea, though I hit the Blue Screen of Death,
I will fear no evil;
for thou art with me; thy Service Packs --
they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table of mission-critical data in the presence of mine enemies: thou annointest my server with traffic; my buffers runneth over.
Surely COMMAND.COM and BASIC shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the house of Microsoft for ever.
(c) copyright 1999 by R.L.